January 2009
2 posts
Dad, you’re too noticeable of things.
– Jay, age 11
December 2008
11 posts
Brook: I'm allergic to cats.
Me: That doesn't mean you're not stupid.
Daddy, you can hang up now.
– Julianne, age 6
You know what bothers me? I can’t lick my elbow.
– Jay (age 11)
Daddy’s usually either working or sleeping.
– Julianne (age 6)
Julianne’s my sister, and she’s not a mister, and I like to kiss her...
– Jay (age 11)
I’m feeling epic now!
– Jay (age 11)
Daddy, you are the master of not making Mom mad.
– Julianne (age 6)
I didn’t bring a screen.
– Julianne (age 6)